Ok. So, reiika has ordered me to make a post. And since she has just posted an entry about her strict Asian parents, I'm gonna follow suit.



I. Getting good grades...

My parents are BOTH engineers. As such, of course they are freaking math geniuses. Which is why they are simply unable to comprehend why their daughter hates math with a damn PASSION!!

And it's not just math, it's ANY subject. For example if I come home with a 90% on a bio test the first thing out of my mother's mouth is, "WHY ISN'T IT 100%?!?!?!?" To which I respond, "ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN?!"

Ah, the love between a mother and daughter. Can you feel the love? CAN YOU FEEL IT??!!?!?

II. Hanging out with friends...

I recently discovered that because I don't have my friends over enough, my mom seems to think that I am a loner, meaning I have NO friends. The thing is, as much as I love to spend time with my friends, I'm hesitant to allow my mother the chance to black mail me. Black mail you might ask? Well you see, let's take my friend Jerry's birthday party for example. I asked my mom like, a two weeks in advance, and yet on the day off she suddenly told me that if I didn't manage to clean my room, closet, bathroom, and kitchen by the time of the party, I wasn't going anywhere. My reaction at the time---------> "From where the hell are you pulling these demands out of?!?!?!?!??!"

Thankfully, this story has a happy ending as I managed to clean everything on time and made it to Jerry's birthday party.

III. Boyfriends...

Oh god!! Don't even get me started! My mother apparently had like 50 guys after her in high school. And so she keeps trying to make me go out with a guy. My feeling about this: "WHY THE F**K WOULD I DO THAT?!"

I mean seriously, I am HAPPY without such a time consuming, demanding, needy thing as a boyfriend thank you very much. And furthermore, my daddy is able to have a peaceful sleep knowing that his ONLY daughter isn't out getting STDs and HIV. My brother is happy that he doesn't have to beat guys up if I break up with them. And my friends are happy that I don't come crying to them over guys problems. That leaves pretty much everyone happy except my mom. She will stop at nothing to make me "interested" in guys.

Sometimes I get the feeling that she thinks I'm a lesbian. But I'm not. The thing is, I'm just not interested in guys HERE. Or guys that are accessible for that matter. I mean if my beloved Astushi Sakurai was available to me, she would have no doubt WHATSOEVER that I was interested in guys. But, alas, Acchan is not and never will be accessible to me. And unfortunately, such perfection cannot be found elsewhere in the world.





Gorgeous ne? Sadly, Sakurai-sama is one in 6 billion. Oh this woeful life!

~Andy~ <3